The scientists and climatologists have got it wrong. There is no such thing as Global Warming - fact. It is actually called Global Wetting. Global Wetting occurs when the entire contents of the Atlantic Ocean fall on the island of Ireland.
The good news is that this process should be finished by September - by that stage there will be no more water left in the sky (or in the sea for that matter).
Just thought you'd like to know.
5-month forecast - 100% chance of rain
